Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Forgive me for being behind the times here, but I've been in Korea and have not had first hand experience until now. But here's my beef:

What the hell is the point of restricting liquids on airplanes? I mean, why is my unopened bottle of water, or my orange juice I JUST bought such a big deal? And the absurdity of forcing someone to drink the whole thing in front of security is just going to perpetuate bad drinking habits for youth. Now I tell you, that water is a threat, I mean, for all they know, I could have bottle my own tap water. Holy Shit! Tackle that man! He's got tap-water! And it's not just liquids that make me think this neo-fascist Orwellian tracked world is far too ludicrous with it's rules. Forceful bagging of creams, pastes, and other liquids seemingly gives the average being assurance that security measures have been taken... that is until they realize the ease of opening Ziploc baggies! I mean, I'm not going to give any weirdos out there ideas about how to destroy an aircraft, but common sense tells us nowadays that right through the front door is pretty easy... uh, just remember to bag it. And you know, I wish I had been the first to think of it, but if we start banning liquids on planes, does that mean humans are next? After all, we are 70-80% water and I don't think they make zip locks big enough to hold an average sized human.

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