Korean Conversation Killer
"I'm Mr. Kang. You Alex?"
"Yeah. Nice to meet you, Mr. Kang."
"Ok."
[awkward silence]
"I... sex."
"Hehe, ok."
"Yes, I do sex."
"Hahaha, alright alright... good for you. Hehe. With whom?"
"You."
"Oh..."
[even more awkward silence]
"We friendship?"
"Umm."
[touches me, then himself]
"Good, climb 'oreum', friendship, yes."
[deliberate silence and forced distraction]
The follwing events are all true. Names, places and dates have not been altered in anyway in order to preserve the actuality of the insane adventures of one man and his undying fascination with The Little Country That Could.
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